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The Menu. Who put salt in the custard and sugar in the meat pie? Who baked a cake with potatoes and where is the apple pie? There are onions in the fruit pudding and cream cheese in the banger's and mash. There's black pepper in the salad and the carrots need a wash. The turnips have boiled all soggy and the peas are running loose. It should be chicken on the menu but rat is what they've used. The chef he says, 'just try it. It's tasty you will see.' 'Sorry chef I'm fasting and that's all too much for me.