Tight Jeans

You tightly-jeaned fellas 
outlining your phallus
leave me amazed and a-ponder
I'm amused but bemused:
are there girls who have use
for what resembles a wee anaconda?

Do they worship your shrine
or it’s all in your mind
fed with waccies instead of good food?
It's decidedly viable
to have one more pliable
than the texture of old antique wood

Cold water well spiced
with big blocks of ice
may bring tears to your 'dmiring eyes
but your nuts in a wink
will shiver and shrink
from grotesque to a palatable size

FOR NETTE'S "IT'S IN THE JEANS" CONTEST
DELYSIA

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 12/21/2013 2:54:00 PM
This was so much fun to read again. You are nthing short of amazing.
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Date: 11/1/2013 8:53:00 PM
Oh Licia, this is quite naughty, but that's what makes it funny! Plus I don't wear tight jeans so I think it's hilarious! LOL! MC
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Date: 10/3/2013 4:34:00 PM
Right Richard- uptight! upright! Up left! Up rooted! Up raised!
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Date: 5/13/2013 5:43:00 PM
now this is down right entertaining, or should I say Up Right entertaining.
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Date: 5/3/2013 11:15:00 AM
You have quite the raunchy sense of humor... but I must say you are very good at it! "wee anaconda"...? HA HA... never heard that one before. But you know what they say about anacondas... they keep growing and growing and never stop until they die ;)
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Date: 4/19/2013 5:16:00 PM
You do have a raucous sense of humour Delysia lol, I love it lol, I can see big blocks of ice having the required effect but ice cubes can be fun in the right places, lol. Thanks for your comment on mine. Take care Richard
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Date: 4/17/2013 3:51:00 AM
- A very enjoyable poem to read, glad I looked into some of your "old" poem. - Can easily see that you have won with this!! :) :) - Big hug from Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 4/11/2013 1:05:00 PM
I wonder, can I insert something for the Yoni's hereabouts. Tom.x.
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Date: 3/21/2013 8:16:00 AM
Oh God...you are too funny!
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Date: 3/11/2013 1:26:00 AM
'...but your nuts in a wink will shiver and shrink...' Ouch! The Vanishing Organ, Cicumcision, and now this? But you are very amusing, a trifle sadistic, but sadistic with a tickle. -Red
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Date: 7/4/2011 8:50:00 PM
Hehe. I love it. Well I tend to wear baggy jeans. mine has a tendency of wrapping itself around me leg. OOps!
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Date: 6/25/2011 12:46:00 PM
You do have style and a special one at that!
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Date: 6/16/2011 5:40:00 PM
Congrats on your win..Sara
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Date: 6/15/2011 1:39:00 PM
That was bold ,,I'll tell you why I like this. so much has been said 'bout a woman assets we need someone like you to write on a man's,,done it so poetically :))Cheers delysia and Congrats love, dear...and I too detest that EWww!!
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Date: 6/15/2011 10:28:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in Nette's "Jeans" contest Delysia. Love, Carol
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Date: 6/15/2011 10:13:00 AM
My goodness, this is a riot, Delysia. Loved the "anaconda" analogy. Congratulations on your win in Nette's contest! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 6/15/2011 7:40:00 AM
Congratulations on your win! however, I think this should of placed higher! I guess that's the problem w/subjectivity. I love it, so I hope that helps! :)
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Date: 6/15/2011 6:44:00 AM
My congratulations on the win in the contest of nette, delysia
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Date: 6/15/2011 2:06:00 AM
hehehehh very graphic memorable verse here babe...I got accused of not wearing underwear by a guy who had nothing to show. the guys at the toilet say how do you get it, I just said let all hang low:) They call it advertising , perhaps? very funny babe, xo, Don
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Date: 6/15/2011 12:35:00 AM
Haha...nice funny write...Congrats Delysia on your win.
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Date: 6/14/2011 9:53:00 PM
How funny, Delysia. I had not caught this one of yours before. Congrats on the winners' list. Luv ,Andrea
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Date: 6/14/2011 8:43:00 PM
Congrats delysia on your super win in the jeans contest with this perfect entry my friend..luv..oh..
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Date: 6/14/2011 1:44:00 PM
LOL, witty write, Delysia : )
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Date: 6/13/2011 9:40:00 AM
oh wowser, Delysia! this sure is one witty and entertaining write :) gave me a good chuckle-- and wow I read your comments in my forest poem, I am just honored with what you said there, thank you so much for helping to make my day with that :D it truly reminded me why I love to write... :)
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Date: 6/13/2011 7:13:00 AM
Delysia you had me in stitches with your comment on mine hehe, and that Captcha said it all I reckon.. :-)
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