Thwarted By Grandma Spirit

Sixteen, and in love with seventeen. Madly, utterly, totally, completely I will immerse myself in him tonight I will feed all of my desires. I will be more of a woman than any woman ever was before tonight. I have everything I need, because I have him. The feelings I get when I am with him make me want to put on sexy clothes and dance a love dance, something provocative. I will choose my clothes carefully. Something that makes me look good enough to eat, something that will entice him into doing what I have been wanting him to do. What? How can you tell my mother? She doesn’t even believe people can communicate after they have passed over. She thinks you are in heaven where you should be. So you are going to stop me? That is hilarious! I would like to see you try it. Come on, Grandma! This is not funny! I had no idea you could control an electronic dashboard. This is exasperating! I would have never confided in you if I had thought you would be this mean. Dhramn, being thwarted by a spirit is frustrating!