Three Illegal Questions

Three questions should be illegal to ask, First, Have you found love? Second, Have you found Marriage, Third, Do you have a baby in the baby carriage They all say “we just want you to be happy baby doll” This is why so many drink alcohol. Useful responses to make questioning end, First, I found my best friend, Second, Have you been divorced before? Third, Was it the pills you skipped?, Or the amount of Martinis or Malibu Rums made your little Theodore I try to make good decisions, don't be mad, I don't frown on your bad decisions, Cant help you dressed scantly clad, I'm not god, I try not to judge, Depending on the source, It can be like eating fudge, Others drama from bad choices, I can hear heavenly voices, “This is why you wait! Your life, your decisions, there's no room for debate”.