Elton Camp Poet Rhyme

This Is Rachel With Cardholder Services

This is Rachel With Cardholder Services

By Elton Camp

There is no problem with your account
But call us and save a very large amount

Soon as this unwelcome message is done
To speak to an agent, simply press one

How can these crooks identity conceal
Total contempt for the public they feel

The donotcall.gov they totally ignore
And go on pestering folks as before

I have filed complaints again & again
But it seems that there’s no way to win

But surely there must be some way
To keep this pesky, idiot outfit at bay

I wouldn’t deal with them if it was free
In fact, not even if they agree to pay me

Please, somebody out there take heed
Strict enforcement of the law we need

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Ilene Bauer March 10, 2012 at 1:29 PM perfect! i love your title and you've really nailed the annoyance of getting these calls so well. at least you've gotten some inspiration! Elton Camp March 10, 2012 at 3:16 PM Ilene, a young man named Joshua on another posting site has given me an additional inspiration about Rachel, so I am likely to come up with another write on her. I gets such great ideas from readers sometimes. Elton