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This Is Rachel With Cardholder Services

This is Rachel With Cardholder Services By Elton Camp There is no problem with your account But call us and save a very large amount Soon as this unwelcome message is done To speak to an agent, simply press one How can these crooks identity conceal Total contempt for the public they feel The donotcall.gov they totally ignore And go on pestering folks as before I have filed complaints again & again But it seems that there’s no way to win But surely there must be some way To keep this pesky, idiot outfit at bay I wouldn’t deal with them if it was free In fact, not even if they agree to pay me Please, somebody out there take heed Strict enforcement of the law we need

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Date: 3/10/2012 1:29:00 PM
perfect! i love your title and you've really nailed the annoyance of getting these calls so well. at least you've gotten some inspiration!
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Elton Camp
Date: 3/10/2012 3:16:00 PM
Ilene, a young man named Joshua on another posting site has given me an additional inspiration about Rachel, so I am likely to come up with another write on her. I gets such great ideas from readers sometimes. Elton

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