This Is Just a Test

just in case ever comes a day they decide to warm up the cold war for that's what it seems so today for i'm practicing retirement in preparation last night i stayed up as late as i liked having in mind to not set an alarm clock just wake when it felt like it's time never mind ing to call the first food i put in my mouth breakfast or dinner but just enter the kitchen and hey maybe i still left nachos right by the book and beer i was consuming last night or should i say this morning for now fair warning time according to the handbook has been always mistaken or took out of context and since the text that's next to the nachos is about the space time continuum and multidimensional multiverses i'm starting to think that the salsa might still be hot though tasting mild and the cheese still melted and then oops there it is as i meld into the chair but not the same chair that was there because that chair was somewhere else earlier and now is... well it just was... now but... now it's then... so at some point in time all be it a pin hole i've already retired they've already fired and used the nukes but i'm wearing a t-shirt that reads: YOU LOOK LIKE I NEED A DRINK