Thirteen Ways To Lose a Teacher
The problem really isn’t our society
The answer’s easy if you take responsibility
Id like to have you fired if it were a possibility
There must be fifty ways lose a teacher
He said I generally don’t defend my son
I’d rather have him take the bad marks for what he’s done
So as said before, even if it sounds rude
There must be thirteen ways lose a teacher, thirteen ways lose a teacher
Stab her in the back, Mack, disrupt the class Hass
Don't be a good boy, coy, don’t listen to her
play on the bus, Russ, don't ever study much
rebellion is better, Amber, and say bye bye to the teacher
Stab her in the back, Mack, disrupt the class Hass
Don't be a good boy, coy, don’t listen to her
play on the bus, Russ, don't ever study much
rebellion is better, Amber, and say bye bye to the teacher
He said it would thrill me to never see you here again
I wish there was a law in place to make your job uncertain
I said, I’m getting that you think the cause is me, you were listing thirteen ways
I said, we’re getting nowhere fast tonight
He said, I’ll make you see that you’re not right
And then He got up and slammed my door tight
There must be thirteen ways lose a teacher, thirteen ways lose a teacher
Stab her in the back, Mack, disrupt the class Hass
Don't be a good boy, coy, don’t listen to her
play on the bus, Russ, don't ever study much
rebellion is better, Amber, and say bye bye to the teacher
Sung to the tune of Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel's "Fifty Ways To leave Your Lover"
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