Things I Learned In My Youth

Maple trees are easiest to climb Oak trees will offer the grandest view Willows are better to hide behind if there is someone looking for you Love thy neighbor will always be right but lust is definitely a sin In a fight between a fist and nose the nose ain’t never going to win Don’t raise your hand to impress a girl if you don’t really know the answer Don’t take her out to a hockey game if you are trying to romance her We’ll keep in touch means that it’s the end despite all of your good intentions Out of sight will be out of mind If you don’t pay close attention