They Can'T Kill Me

They can't kill me Although many have tried All disappointed by the results When they discovered I had survived The Police and gangsters, Mexican and Colombian gangs And even Drug Dealers I failed to pay Ex-husbands of women, Ex-girlfriends that felt betrayed Car accidents and a plane crash But I walked away I've lived through Earthquakes Hurricanes Volcanic eruptions Even Tornadoes that caused devastating destruction I've been bitten by Scorpions a Brazilian Wandering Spider A Rattlesnake and Jelly Fish All painful reminders Survived Prostate Cancer A Sepsis Infection causing a 30 day coma Tuberculosis when I was just a kid Two heart attacks and Double Pneumonia Maybe now you'll understand And may possibly believe They can't kill me I'll never die Due to my immortality JSB