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The Wood

There is a very large wood, right next to my house
Twas a very good wood, as I understood
And it held every creature from lion to mouse

I once saw a krumpstaple as big as a table
And it smiled at me and waved
But on its back was a frickamafrack
And I saluted him for being so brave

You see, frickamafracks are often attacked
By the enormous breed of krumpstaples
But both of the beasts would certainly feast
On the trees when it oozes its maple

The maple in these trees will quickly freeze
If you breathe on it too long
So the animals lick it and slurp it and pick it
Before anything can go wrong

My mother and father when they wish to bother
Tell me to stay away
“You’ll surely get lost with the trees all so crossed”
They look at me and say

But I know that I should go into the wood
Because it makes me happy
And the krumpstaples and their backs with the frickamafracks
And the trees that are ever so sappy

Can you keep a secret, promise and keep it
Of the wood that sits by my house?
I’ll let you come play any time of the day
With the the creatures from lion to mouse

Now that it’s settled, shall I put on the kettle?
My green tea is especially good
Let’s have a picnic with tea and a breadstick
In the fabulous magical wood!
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Agustin Avatar
December 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Thanks for sharing this... exposing your thoughts through your unique poetic style. Welcome to Poetry Soup. I welcome you with the love of the Lord, expressed by John 3:16 of the Bible, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." Be blessed.
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