The Smo King
If you're wheezing, barking and coughin',
You're game for a ride in a coffin
If you're smoking little cigars and cigarettes,
You're a smoking Looney and that's as bad it gets
And another thing, smoking is not your anxiety answer
It's just a good way to give yourself Cancer
You're a smoking Looney Tuney Maniac
And smoking will give you a heart attack
The Cigarette Twit has no good third Eye Sight
You can't convince them of what's wrong or right
With their third eye blind
They are outta their mind!
The smoking twit believes it calms their Nerves and Anxious Mind
But it's just a Placebo Effect they will someday find
With every cigarette you shorten your life
With tumors you may someday be rife
There's only one successful way to quit
You have to go Cold Turkey to get rid of the habit
Eat some candy, chew some gum, crack some Sunflower Seeds
To really stay quit, do whatever you need
One day, if you fall off the Wagon,
And you are again attacked by the Dragon
Because you need a smoke to accompany your Flagon
But now your Family and Friends start to Naggin'
If you think that you're smoking for Mental Health,
You're wrong, smoking is also expensive on your Physical Wealth
If you can't quit Cigarettes, take up Pipe smoking,
You don't inhale, still there's Oral Satisfaction, I'm not joking
If you still think that smoking is Mentally Calming,
Soon it's your who they will be embalming
What goes around comes around
Keep smoking and dead you will be found
If you keep abusing God's Temple,
The lesson to learn is simple
Death with a syckle on a Pale Horse
Will be hunting you down, of course
They say that the end of a poem is hardest to write
They say it's harder than seeing in the darkness of the night
It's not hard when you have good third Eye Sight
I'll show them all that I am right
I've written this stinking poem
Because the Smoking Twit, I know um
What is the most ironic thing
Is the fact that I am The Smo King!
Copyright Jeff W. Watson, July 25, 2026
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