The Real Crush

He was BILLYtheKidster. She was P D. My little Poet Destroyer she'll always be to me. She CRUSHED me immediately. I didn't have a chance. We engaged an ongoing passionate slamming romance. Long story short, the Kidster and P D went on to get married and raise a family. After the children were all out of the house all fully grown, the slamming couple's romance continued to continue on. "My little P D," I said to she, "Do you know why I allowed you to CRUSH me immediately? I didn't surrender. That was my sleazy tabloid way of telling all about you for all to see that "The Poet Destroyer aka PD, Has One Major CRUSH on the Kidster aka Billy." PD turned to me, swallowed hard and then she said, "You have CRUSHED me Kidster. Now slam me and let's go to bed Now you too Kidster have one major CRUSH on me apparently. Wanna tell me how you feel about that as you slam me in bed passionately?" This couple's still slammin hard in their retirement years. Enjoying good slammin fun and laughter. BILLYtheKidster and The Poet Destroyer Slammed Happily Ever After. PD inspired me this little love story. Don't know or care about the gender of PD. None of that matters to me. As far as I'm concerned, P D's just one big baby girl anyway.