The Real Crush

He was BILLYtheKidster. She was P D.
My little Poet Destroyer she'll always be to me.
She CRUSHED me immediately. I didn't have a chance.
We engaged an ongoing passionate slamming romance.
Long story short, the Kidster and P D
went on to get married and raise a family.
After the children were all out of the house all fully grown,
the slamming couple's romance continued to continue on.
"My little P D," I said to she,
"Do you know why I allowed you to CRUSH me immediately?
I didn't surrender. That was my sleazy tabloid way of telling all about you for all to see
that "The Poet Destroyer aka PD, Has One Major CRUSH on the Kidster aka Billy."
PD turned to me, swallowed hard and then she said, 
"You have CRUSHED me Kidster. Now slam me and let's go to bed
Now you too Kidster have one major CRUSH on me apparently. 
Wanna tell me how you feel about that as you slam me in bed passionately?"
This couple's still slammin hard in their retirement years. 
Enjoying good slammin fun and laughter.
BILLYtheKidster and The Poet Destroyer Slammed Happily Ever After.

PD inspired me this little love story.
Don't know or care about the gender of PD.
None of that matters to me.
As far as I'm concerned, P D's just one big baby girl anyway.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Loveless Avatar
April 27, 2010 at 11:17 AM
Lol (: this is cute and pretty damn funny. now i know the background story on pd's poem about 'your crush' lol
Dietrich Avatar
April 18, 2010 at 10:56 PM
hahahha, I can't keep up with these and I can't decide who is slammin' who. cu cu a chu.Luv, Andrea
Culverhouse Avatar
April 18, 2010 at 6:58 PM
Funny for a dead man.--sent you some real flowers on the Pub. RIP -I did see your tombstone--spooky.
Thekidster Avatar
April 18, 2010 at 7:36 AM
Let me tell you something about this "baby" shepard man. When the doctor smacked my butt when I was born, I beat the livin crap out him. Maybe I'll be more merciful with you and quickly pulverize you so you won't be in agony nursing your wounds. Slam ya later Shepard man ( which makes me think. What possible flock could you protect? You always run like a scared child from the smallest BOO!)
James Avatar
April 18, 2010 at 1:04 AM
Awww! This is such a lovely love story for PD, Billy Goat! So when are you gonna do some slamming? Enough of this kissing and cuddling!!! PS, your far too vulnerable for me to take down! It would be like taking candy from a baby!!!!!
Thekidster Avatar
April 17, 2010 at 6:45 PM
But U Do Have A Major CRUSH On Me destroyer. YOU CRUSHED ME!...don't ya get the joke....and really, I don't know your gender. Kinda hard to know one with an ID like PD, and it doesn't matter. I'd rather not know. It could influence our game. I'm so self absorbed that I've only read your slams about me and JG. You gave me the honor of my 1st official slam PD. I thank you for that. Too bad I'm gonna take away all your thunder though. Slam ya later, Kidster.
A   Avatar
April 17, 2010 at 6:24 PM
My my Kidster your getting full of your self. I said I would come back to this with a nice one . hey I can play that game to . By the way you do know my gender little I do not think so. I can write cute to . It is so cute it took me less than 20 mins to do it. I finished it a while ago do not cry Billy. When I said it is better than your slam I ment you should have used this one. I think this was cute . Hey I can do cute to laters post my crush later . What I can't have a crush P.D. WAS HERE
Thekidster Avatar
April 17, 2010 at 5:20 PM
Oh stop being so sensitive my little destroyer. This wasn't even a slam. I honestly don't know your gender. Doesn't matter. Our little escapades just got me to thinking of a slam love story NOT a Slam. C'mon lighten up my little PDiddydiddy. If I was gonna slam ya, the above wouldn't be it. You CRUSHED me once. When I slam you again it will be your last slam ever. I will CRUSH You Permanently. YOU HEAR ME LITTLE ONE!. Best Wishes Always, Your Wild Bill (theKidster)The One U Have A Major CRUSH On
A   Avatar
April 17, 2010 at 4:02 PM
Your hurting me Kidster, I got a good one to that.. This is better than your slam. Sad but true.
A  Avatar
April 17, 2010 at 12:33 PM
I'm gealous now!!! This was a most good write, I loved it... it had a bunch of fun in it, you guys crack me up, a good write as always, enjoyed.
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