The Psycho She Met Online

The Psycho She Met Online There was an old woman,who lived  alone in a flat. Her neighbors laughed and cruelly  called her, "Moonbat!" Her hair,gray and gnarly, wow! It scared some folks, she really did  look like a bat from hell. Moonbat had no kids, but a PC she did. So she went to online chat rooms, To laugh and to play and to pass away her last, dull days. But suddenly things transformed her, In a magnificent, unforeseen way! Moonbat could not even walk to her front door! Let alone cross continents, this made her roar! "Yes, that's me, the vixen with gnarly hair and disabled" The threatening email read as follows: "Do not touch my man, don't you dare." Like what? From her wheelchair? Moonbat, the old crone, wheeled herself  to her sink, howling with laughter! "To even think I am young and pretty, Oh, thank God, what a gift" said she. Moonbat's laughter rang out so loudly it filled her entire city. Laughing for hours, hardly a pity! Such be the nature of online relations. Yes, but who will believe me? Perhaps a wizard, on the Council of Foreign Relations? Moonbat got a haircut, destroyed her PC with keyboard as soon as she could! And moved to a cabin in the dark, deep woods. Met a charming, loving man...and lived  on most happily. And a hearty thanks to the jealous woman who started this, not so gracefully. ****Three cheers for jealousy**** Panagiota Romios 3/22/2019