The Old Plumbers Crack
Why do people want to attack
The phenomenon known as the plumbers crack
As they work without a care
It’s just not right that you should stare.
It’s not like they’re working in the nude
So stop being such a bloody prude
It’s quite fair that they should bend
But don’t go looking up an old friend.
Builders bum can make one smile
Some might say it can even beguile
But there’s one thing I cannot back
And that is attacking the plumbers crack.
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