The Night Santa Almost Got Busted

The night santa almost got busted. I often wondered about that night in 1954. When santa almost got busted. The tale goes that santa was wanted for 250 million breaking and entering charges. But they could not catch him in the act. The town was slight that Christmas eve. When the police were eating their nightly doughnuts. Then out on the streets they did see .. Santa was drag racing a ford pickup. When all of a sudden here comes supper trooper in his hopped up chevy. He caught the ford and santa too. He was going to lock him up.When out of his bag Came the biggest pizza pie you ever seen. But as santa drove out of sight.You could hear him say Merry Christmas and please call my lawyer.