The I.Q. Test

I'm smarter than the average man Cause I done took that test You know, the one that says I'm a genius, And smarter than all the rest? Yep, I'm a member of mensa Mamas Enjoy Nourishing Son's Apptitude I knew you wouldn't know what it meant It's okay to show me a little gratitude I think I must be pretty darn smart Mama says I scored a perfect ten Those testers couldn't believe their eyes And they made me take it again And now I go to a special school And I ride a special bus It's much shorter for the geniuses Cause there's not many of us Now don't nobody get jealous Cause of my perfect ten I.Q. Someday after I learn how I'll teach you to tie your shoe