The Howard Stern of Poetry

There's a side to me that many don't often see. I can at times also be the Howard Stern of poetry. So be forewarned whoever may give me a read. If you are one who offends easily from crap that's just silly. You may get offended now and then from the works of yours truly. I can at times be at my stupidest when I attempt to be funny, but I don't ever mean to offend anybody. So should I offend anybody, this is my advanced apology. That wasn't my intention. Please forgive me. Apology not accepted? Then go to hell buddy. Get the hell out of here. Disappear. Stay the hell away from me? OR NOT? Because I respond to "hate mail" most humorously. I often find myself laughing in stiches from other's stupidity and that's why I'm the Howard Stern of Poetry because I really don't give a crap what others think about me, except of course if they happen to be very close Friends and Family. They are the only ones who sincere opinion of me, matter to me.