The Horizontal Boyfriend

My boyfriend is one
unlike any I've had before.
He spends the majority 
of his time
as horizontal as the floor.
He likes to relax,
let it all hang out,
my friends often avert their eyes
whenever he's about.
He likes to be naked
when he's horizontal,
my friends are sometimes shocked
when faced with a full frontal.
When he visits,I let him in,
he heads straight to the couch,
where he promptly assumes 
the position in which
he loves to slouch.
I wouldn't mind
him chilling out,
if was only occasionally
but he takes up loads of room
and the couch
is made for three!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2020



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Date: 10/20/2020 1:08:00 PM
Three is on the way? Aloha! Rico
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Jenny Brewer
Date: 10/20/2020 1:21:00 PM
Cheeky Rico , ha, very good. Jenny x
Date: 10/19/2020 4:38:00 PM
ha ha ha hilarious jenny!!:-) hugs jan xx
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Jenny Brewer
Date: 10/19/2020 5:01:00 PM
I thought you'd find that one a giggle. Xx
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