The Horizontal Boyfriend
My boyfriend is one
unlike any I've had before.
He spends the majority
of his time
as horizontal as the floor.
He likes to relax,
let it all hang out,
my friends often avert their eyes
whenever he's about.
He likes to be naked
when he's horizontal,
my friends are sometimes shocked
when faced with a full frontal.
When he visits,I let him in,
he heads straight to the couch,
where he promptly assumes
the position in which
he loves to slouch.
I wouldn't mind
him chilling out,
if was only occasionally
but he takes up loads of room
and the couch
is made for three!
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