The Haunting Adventures of a Dirty Blonde Knight-Reporting On the Rumblings

LeClaire was at his Traitors Post 
Getting a roast 
From the Indian seller 
One heck of a yeller 
“I did not have an affair!” 
She did swear 
“I sold this guy
What he wanted to buy 
A nice gift 
To give his new bride a lift” 
LeClaire 
Felt very scared 
There was no time to stop the press 
Reporting this mess 
Only find the truth 
About an issue ready to hit the roof 
Putting on his snow shovels 
LeClaire headed out to prove the faithful knight had a lover 
Seeing heroic foot prints he fixed his notebook 
And took a look 
Preparing for a fight 
Knowing this path track was right 
But then there was thunderous rumbling 
An avalanche started crumbling
Feeling lucky like he rolled a seven 
Escaping from going to heaven 
This was not the one 
Being smothered following Goldie lock knight and his mistress hon 
When danger all cleared 
Something else appeared 
Which made LeClaire fear 
A knight with golden locks 
Image put LeClaire in shock 
“Interview with you was fun 
Did the story run?” 
LeClaire feeling he was done 
Peering up not knowing what to say 
Except “it ran today”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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