The Great Space Wedding Compromise

My daughter's ideas strange as could be A moonscape wedding demanded from me Would Lunar sites open June twenty-three I checked with NASA; it wasn't to be What now? said my daughter, awash in tears Reliving some of her very worst fears Earthbound doesn't cut it, she pleaded so I had to think fast, but what did I know Despair to my left. Disgrace on my right I sat there a-thinking, all the long night... Morning dawned bright, solution's clarity A space station wedding, so easy to see Rejoicing's at hand -- let's strike up the band We blast off tonight, from warm desert sands