The Global Warming Blues

Well I’ve got the blues I’ve just heard the news That the earth is getting warmer by the day Yet I just get a chill From the girl that makes me thrill For when it comes to loving she won’t play I’ve got the global blues the global warming blues Just when I’m in the grove, When I try to make a move Well my baby leaves me shivering in my shoes When my passion starts to rise It comes as no surprise, that I can’t find a way to melt her heart Though she’s pretty and she’s neat, Just to hold her is a treat Somehow when it comes to loving she wont start I’ve got the global blues the global warming blues Yes my babies really nice but she has a heart of ice So I just can’t believe the global news Yet she really is a star, The very best I’ve seen by far I always thought for me that she is just right Whenever I get bold, She instantly turns cold I just can’t seem to raise her Fahrenheit Yes Man I’ve got the global blues the global warming blues For though I am forever soaked with sweat, I’ve got the global blues the global warming blues There simply is no loving I can get I don’t get no thrill, Just an ice cold chill When I think things might get up beat My baby plays it cool I’m left to feel a fool So someone tell me how to raise the heat I’ve got the global blues The global warming blues Science simply can’t have got it right, I’ve got the global warming blues The global warming blues My baby makes me shiver every night Man that’s mighty cold This needs a tune