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The Gardener and the Rabbit

The Gardener and the Rabbit I came across a rabbit, in my garden neat He calls into my garden, and finds my grass a treat. I watched for several hours, he seemed so soft and cute Then he ate up all my flowers and made contact with my boot. Next day he came a calling and on my grass did chew “Now should I go and shoot him and pop him in a stew”? But then I had the idea, to kill him with my knife But when I went to get it, he introduced his wife. Confused, I sat a thinking of all the if’s and maybe’s But if that was not enough, his wife gave birth to babies. I invited them to move in, my garden now a bog To add insult to my injury, they brought along their frog!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 2/21/2016 8:29:00 AM
how cute
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Date: 2/17/2016 6:47:00 PM
Roger : I have just finished a dozen or so of your works. This is truly one of the funniest. Thanks for bringing laughter to the Soup. Keep them coming. oldbuck
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Date: 7/3/2010 10:05:00 PM
to adorable, gave me a much needed chuckle
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Date: 6/13/2010 11:04:00 PM
Oh, that's cute! He couldn't kill the rabbit. Ahh!
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Date: 6/13/2010 5:29:00 PM
Oh, my, this is very delightful. I really enjoyed it!! Luv, Andrea
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Date: 6/7/2010 3:29:00 AM
poor bunny, ouch! When you kicked his furry littlecute hide. I like the if's that made you give him and his family a living chance. Enjoyed,..Sidney LeeAnn
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Date: 6/6/2010 10:04:00 PM
This is really funny, Roger, and it reminds me of the fat squirrel who's been digging up my impations. No need to resort to a knife or a boot, though. They make sticky pads for trapping mice. Put a few around your garden and the rabbit will be sliding down our driveway on sticky pad skis. Enjoyed! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 6/6/2010 10:22:00 AM
Ha Ha, cute write. 4th line made me chuckle, the contact being accidental of course ;) Delightful to read. Thanks a million for your great comments ~ Sharon :)
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Date: 6/5/2010 5:21:00 PM
A very nice creative write
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Date: 6/5/2010 4:39:00 PM
So enjoyed reading your creative write tonight Roger.. with luv from the "Sweetheart"
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Date: 6/5/2010 2:53:00 PM
Giggling thats so sweet Sarah x
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