The Four Stages

Life is a playground, the fun never ends. Not a care in the world, just run around with your friends. Doodling on the walls Playing house with your dolls. Chasing boys around with cooties But only those you think are cuties. A scraped knee covered with a Hello Kitty band aid. “There’s no monster under your bed, don’t be afraid” Said Daddy, after a bedtime story. Suddenly you realize- Dad’s jokes are getting too corny. Life is an avalanche, no one understands. Why does nobody get your obsession with this boy band? Mom is too naggy Your classmate is too braggy. Chasing deadlines for essays due weeks ago Procrastinating,contemplating; you’ve hit an all time low You’re hungry, but you’re fat. Each week there’s a new pimple to pick at “I think he likes you,” whispers your friend. But you know he only likes you for your backend. Suddenly, you realize- you’re no longer updated with the latest trends. Life is an overflowing agenda, it’s nerve racking Responsibilities and bills just keep stacking. The baby’s awake at two am again You blink once, and suddenly he’s ten. Now you’re Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter bunny all rolled into one Did you really just make that lame pun? You realize that you sound just like Mom. When your son brings home a girl, it’s hard to remain calm. Your husband finds a gray hair on you And you can’t help but feel a bit blue. Suddenly, you realize- you’re sitting at your baby’s wedding pew. Life is a daydream, you reminisce about the past. How long did eighty years really last? Sour moods and achy bones The children moved out, you are now alone. Open a photo album, look and see. “Wow, was that really me?” The fireplace crackles, the rocking chair creaks You sit your granddaughter on your lap and pinch her cheeks. “I had pigtails just like you when I was your age” Suddenly, you realize- it is now your time to exit the stage.