The Fountain of Truth

Well, when I started getting older
I decided to set out on a quest
I was gonna find that Fountain of Youth
Or, at least, I'd try my best

I stumbled across this forgotten village
Where only young people live
That's when I knew I'd found it
I was almost positive

I saw this beautiful stone fountain
Standing in the middle of the square
My journey was finally over
As I slowly walked over there

They had a tarnished silver dipper
That was hanging on a nail
Beside it was a old wooden bucket
And then, a golden pail

As I was reaching for the dipper
This little boy appeared
He said, "Careful you choose correctly"
And he suddenly disappeared

Now, I didn't know which one to choose
The wooden bucket or pail of gold
So I decided to drink a little of both
At least, I wouldn't grow old

And then a couple of hours later
I noticed, I wasn't looking too young
Then that little boy came back and said,
"Do you know what you have done?"

I answered, "Yes I do" before I thought
Though I really wanted to lie
I just couldn't make mysef do it
No matter how hard I'd try

"You have cheated," the little boy said
"Now you'll never find your youth
For by tasting both you've deceived yourself
And it became the Fountain of Truth?

So, needless to say, I really messed up
And I'm cursed for the rest of my life
Cause it doesn't matter how hard I try
I can never tell a lie to my wife

They'll be no more late night poker games
Or a night on the town with the guys
I've changed my name to honest Abe
For I can't tell no more lies

Now, the reason I wrote this story
Is, well, I really can't tell you why
I was gonna make a reason up
But, remember? I just can't tell a lie

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 3/24/2010 4:44:00 PM
I was looking for a funny poem . This one took the cake. Now I know when I want to laugh. Your poem is all it takes.
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Date: 3/24/2010 11:18:00 AM
U sure beat my forgotten treasure story. I love your poem. Enjoyed . Thank U 4 your comment...Giving smiles 2 all your poems I have read..Outstanding..
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Date: 3/24/2010 9:50:00 AM
What a funny story behind this poem, Larry. Kept thinking of the movie "Liar Liar" in which the main character could not tell lies. Got him into a lot of trouble, Honest Abe. Awesome! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 3/24/2010 9:12:00 AM
I think you surpassed yourself with this write Larry - It tells such a magical tale - Woven together perfectly - Thanks for a fab share - Enjoyed this one the best Larry -:)
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