The Family Vacation

The family vacation, two kids, the dog, my wife and me, the station wagon's all packed up but Timmy has to pee! At last we're off, two hundred miles, we stop at Mickey D's "Whaddya want?," four cokes and fries, they're all so hard to please! Now, travelling can be a drag, there's Mollie's travel sickness, and Timmy with his acting out, the wagon's such a mess! Candy wrappers, markers, gum still sticking to the seats, I'm putting my foot firmly down, "OK, kids, NO MORE TREATS!" Another hundred miles, we stretch and exercise old Marmaduke, with running, jumping, food and drink my Timmy has to puke! Mollie cries, my wife consoles her, gets her settled down to rest, Timmy's resting too, God bless 'em! children sleeping, we are blessed. The final leg, we're all excited! DISNEY WORLD! a world apart, Pirates of the Carribean, Haunted Mansion, where to start? Here EVERYONE'S a kid, a dreamer, fun that lasts the whole year through 'til next year when we hit the hiway, maybe we'll be seeing YOU!