The Fairy

People ask why is the fairy on top of a Christmas tree I will try and explain how it seems to me Father Christmas asked the fairy To distribute some trees But not to give them all away But to keep him ten back please The fairy handed out the trees And they were going really fast That the fairy didn't realize That she had come down to the last Oh my lord the fairy cried What am I to do Father Christmas wanted ten trees And now there's only two Then as she went to pick them up One of them had gone So now for Father Christmas There was only one So she went to Father Christmas To ask him what to do The fairy told Father Christmas I only have one for you He wasn't very happy And the fairy could see So she asked Father Christmas What to do with the last tree One tree is no good to me I asked you to save me some So you can keep the tree your self And stick it up your bum