The Fairy

People ask why is the fairy on top of a Christmas tree
I will try and explain how it seems to me 


Father Christmas asked the fairy
To distribute some trees
But not to give them all away
But to keep him ten back please

The fairy handed out the trees
And they were going really fast
That the fairy didn't realize
That she had come down to the last

Oh my lord the fairy cried
What am I to do
Father Christmas wanted ten trees
And now there's only two

Then as she went to pick them up
One of them had gone
So now for Father Christmas
There was only one

So she went to Father Christmas
To ask him what to do
The fairy told Father Christmas
I only have one for you

He wasn't very happy
And the fairy could see
So she asked Father Christmas
What to do with the last tree

One tree is no good to me 
I asked you to save me some
So you can keep the tree your self
And stick it up your bum
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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January 20, 2014 at 4:05 PM
I didn't see that coming, but it makes sense. Good rhyme.
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