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The Entrepreneurial Spirit

The Entrepreneurial Spirit

If you’re really game
And you’re blind, deaf or lame
Then Disney’s the place you should go
To the head of the line
Each and every time
As long as your handicap shows
Do you want to go free?
You can for you see
Some people are willing to pay
For if they are with you
They too can pass through
And skip the long lines all the day
If you play your cards right
Then pay you they might
$200 per day is the rate
Just go on Craig’s List
I think you’ll get the gist
Not waiting in line is sure great
Disney knows of the scam
But there’d be a logjam
If they stopped and checked each person’s status
Like I said if you’re game
You’ll be glad that you came
And your Disney day just might be gratis

Uncle Mike
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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July 11, 2013 at 9:02 AM
i've heard of this (i guess you can't make this stuff up!) and you've 100% nailed it in this very funny (and true!) poem. great one!
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