The Easter Bunny's Lost His Eggs
The Easter Bunny's lost his eggs
can't find them anywhere,
he's getting frustrated
starts pulling out his hair.
His ears flop from side to side
while he's running around,
he trips over a tree stump
and falls to the ground.
He grabs ahold of his knee
he banged it, when he landed,
all he really wants now
is his wish to be granted.
He wants to find his eggs
asks the Fairy down the street,
she hadn't seen them anywhere
with his bum, her foot did meet.
He was feeling rather upset
he didn't at all find it fair,
that he's being picked on
and he keeps pulling at his hair.
He went to Santa Claus
but he wasn't home,
he was out working on his tan
and getting hair plugs for his chrome dome.
Bunny went to see Frosty the Snowman
he asked a couple of reindeer,
turns out, Frosty and Rudolph
were at the bar drinking beer.
Easter Bunny ran around for hours
didn't know where to look,
he was quite upset you see
others could read him like a book.
Bunny finally found out
what happened to his missing eggs,
the leprechaun had stolen them
and is hiding them under his legs.
Bunny then smacked leprechaun
upside of his wee head,
took all of his eggs back
and calmly went back to bed.
Copyright Cynthia Jones
Mar.27/2016
Happy Easter everyone.
Copyright © Cynthia Jones | Year Posted 2016
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