The Dirty Rolling Crap

The dirty rolling crap Written 10-17-05 Edited 5-4-07 Warning...Warning... must evacuate the area my mother's on the pot and it's starting to rot Yuck that's one big load watch out the toilet's going to explode thunder and lightning from the room She's coming better get the broom She heaves her flab as she begins to blab Young Lady! Why were you by the bathroom? Ooh no here she comes run away! She trips and rolls Earthquake! Watch out or your going to turn flat Hurry go get the bat I'm so out of here! Holy ****! She killed me! She squished me Splat!