The Charlie Norton School Performing Arts

At the Charlie Norton School of Performing Arts They only taught armoured acting parts. They had a special maintenance man Always kept busy with his little oil can Keeping the suits free of fleas And all the joints moving with ease, Especially the cunningly concealed vent For the disposal of excrement And the removal of noxious gasses Which even the refined on occasion passes. Trying to learn lines could be hell When surrounded by your own trapped smell. In the event of a dearth of suitable parts They taught other non performing arts Like sweeping leaves away from drains In the event of torrential rains. As this part of the course was free It didn’t carry its own degree But for the elite chosen few It could be a unit of your NVQ. The Charlie Norton School of Performing Arts Gives your career a powered kick start