The Cats Are Prancing With a Cha Cha Cha

The cats are prancing with a cha cha cha
Chick a boom a chick a boom a rah rah rah
We hire out for birthdays the little one said.
They were throwing fish in the air, many were dead.

The cats are prancing with a cha cha cha
Chick a boom a chick a boom a rah rah rah
We are cheap and available all day long, they purred.
This was terrific news for the cat ladies who acted absurd.

The cats are prancing with a cha cha cha
Chick a boom a chick a boom a rah rah rah
We’ll pay whatever we have to, one of the old crones said.
Just then two dead salmon landed on the old biddy’s head.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Rodrigues Avatar
August 22, 2022 at 7:16 AM
Sooooo cute! Hugs ~ Kim
Krutsinger Avatar
August 22, 2022 at 1:01 PM
Thank you Kim - first day of school for kids today!
Hawkins Avatar
August 21, 2022 at 7:02 PM
Ha! Ha! Ha! Loved this, thank you for putting a smile on this old ducks face.
Krutsinger Avatar
August 21, 2022 at 9:24 PM
Glad that I could!
Hankins Avatar
August 20, 2022 at 10:26 AM
Oh my! This is soooo funny. I haven't read one this funny in a long time!
Krutsinger Avatar
August 21, 2022 at 11:21 AM
I had fun writing this one!
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