The Catalogue

A children’s catalogue arrived
Along with other mail.
I don’t know why I got it;
That ship long ago set sail.

Of course, I am a nana;
There are grandkids I can spoil,
Although the sky-high prices
Made me shudder and recoil.

But what I found intriguing
Were some strange accessories
Which the editors decided
Would some city children please.

In a group of knitted pillows
For an urban habitat
Were a taxi and a hot dog
And a pigeon and a rat!

I’m as citified as anyone
But really, who’d presume
That a kid would want a rat
(Even one knitted) in his room?

Guess the editor decided
That such things are New York cool
Yet to this Manhattan nana,
It’s a choice made by a fool.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Gondolf Avatar
April 29, 2018 at 7:24 AM
I can’t imagine there would be much of a market for toy rats, even cute knitted ones, a rat is a rat...
Johnson Avatar
April 27, 2018 at 6:55 PM
Meeeeooohhh!
Andresen Avatar
April 27, 2018 at 5:01 AM
- Fill up your child's room with rats .... give quite sure a lot of joy ... so much stupid advertising - I throw all catalogs in the trash ... without looking at them :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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