The Best Combination For Marriage

For marriage would you seek out a pair?
I humbly suggest you make it fair
Bald head rejoices over long hair,
A guy of stout builds a woman spare;
The bloke with bad eyesight who can stare,
The man always stern any spouse fair…

For wedlock, someone with triple chin
Should excuse a wife with a strange skin,
Women with tongues like the newest pin
For husbands men who’d ignore a din;
The women who dreams of a sweet flat
To shun the man who lies on a mat…

Man organically a tomcat
Not for eve physically a rat;
Man with a poor appetite for sex
Not for women denied it one Ex.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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