The Beautiful Blossoming of Men

One day as I sat on my porch, I noticed a luciously declicious young man. He winked at me from the corner of his eye, he did. Alas, I felt happy inside. He then slowly strode towards me. I then stood up, but happened to fall because of the tent in my pants. Which then in turn made my strapping young fellow rush desperately to my aid. Tis strange the courtship that I encountered. Alas Alex Betz he said as I finished up. Alas young boy, you are now a man, now let's kick the can.