The Art of Gabriel Morais

The Art of Gabriel Morais

I’ll start out with apologies
For posting this poem about these
But I’ve seen his “art”
That comes out with his fart
And believe me it’s nothing to please

The”artist” – I use the term loosely
Produces his “art” quite profusely
He eats one kind of food
Then when he’s in the mood
There is “art” that looks kind of moussely

He’s made “art” when he dined on beet root
And his breakfast of colored loops (Fruit)
His “art” may be ****
But he’s proud of it
And announces each one with a toot

So children, what more could I say
This was Art 101 told my way
What is pleasing to some
Will leave others quite numb
But it’s art if they’re willing to pay

Uncle Mike 3/23/2013
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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March 23, 2013 at 11:44 PM
Hello Mike, i was entertained... thank you for the smiles... glad one can take the insults, and still believe in his or her self... good rhyming poem... PD
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March 23, 2013 at 6:04 PM
this poem is hilarious and, based on your internet finds, i'm assuming it's true - eww! you've done a great job describing it, though - very very funny!
Dailey Avatar
March 24, 2013 at 10:08 AM
Yes Ilene - it is a true story and some do consider this art. I, on the other hand, consider it just another lesson to be taught by Uncle Mike
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