The 7 Deadly Sins

I've tried to make a list Of the seven deadly sins Now pay very close attention To where this list begins The number one sin Much worse than them all Is never marry a woman Til you meet your mother-in-law The number two sin Is almost just as bad Never say, "Who's the father?" When you become a dad The number three sin Is probably very well known Never forget your magazine When going to the throne The number four sin Unless you've hidden the bat Never tell your wife She might be getting fat The number five sin When it's time to watch the super bowl Never let your chick flick wife Get the remote control The number six sin And this one I'll repeat Before you leave the bathroom Put down the toliet seat The number seven sin Last but certainly not least Never tell you wife Your paycheck has increased If you commit just one of these Not only will you fail But life is over as you know it For she'll make your life pure well, ( you know )