The 3 Kitten's Mittens

The 3 Little Kittens who lost their mittens I hope you don't believe that stuff They only told you part of the story But they just didn't tell you enough You see, those 3 kittens were on parole For knocking over a catnip store They already had plenty at home But those greedy cats wanted more Those mittens were to hide their paw prints So they couldn't be identified They told their mom they wanted to play But the kittens just plain out lied They'd heard about a shipment of catnip That was coming in that same day The mittens was to make for certain They didn't leave behind DNA The Mama cat knew something was up When the kittens began to whisper She thought, "If they won't tell me their secret Then maybe they'll tell their sister" She called out for her daughter To try to find out the truth The sister cat was an honest cat I think we're gonna call her Ruth Anyway, Ruth started prying for answers Til she got them kittens to confess She told her mama what the secret was And the mama cat done the rest She found those 3 kitten's mittens And she tossed them in the fire That's what happened to the 3 kitten's mittens So please don't call me a liar