The 3 Kitten's Mittens
The 3 Little Kittens who lost their mittens
I hope you don't believe that stuff
They only told you part of the story
But they just didn't tell you enough
You see, those 3 kittens were on parole
For knocking over a catnip store
They already had plenty at home
But those greedy cats wanted more
Those mittens were to hide their paw prints
So they couldn't be identified
They told their mom they wanted to play
But the kittens just plain out lied
They'd heard about a shipment of catnip
That was coming in that same day
The mittens was to make for certain
They didn't leave behind DNA
The Mama cat knew something was up
When the kittens began to whisper
She thought, "If they won't tell me their secret
Then maybe they'll tell their sister"
She called out for her daughter
To try to find out the truth
The sister cat was an honest cat
I think we're gonna call her Ruth
Anyway, Ruth started prying for answers
Til she got them kittens to confess
She told her mama what the secret was
And the mama cat done the rest
She found those 3 kitten's mittens
And she tossed them in the fire
That's what happened to the 3 kitten's mittens
So please don't call me a liar
Copyright © Larry Belt | Year Posted 2010
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