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The 25 Letter Alphabet

For Deb Guzzi's Dialect contest


Where'd you pahk the cah?
Pahk the cah in hahvad yahd
Let's go hit dem bahs!

Game's about to staht
Dem Yanks be pissin' me off!
My god weahs whed socks

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Nicole Sharon Brown

October 27, 2009 at 9:22 AM

Yes I love it ! Reminds me of how people speak in my Boston. Great write my friend!

Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen

October 24, 2009 at 6:12 AM

It's better late than never, they say. I finally have time to go back and read a few contest winners. I definitely did NOT want to miss out on this one. I know it has been awhile, Yoni, but your dialect win deserves praise!!! Congratulations are still in order for your success in Deborah's dialect contest. Smiling, Dane

Doris Culverhouse

October 7, 2009 at 5:50 PM

nicely done, is this brooklyn dialect?

Raul Moreno

September 28, 2009 at 12:45 PM

Yoni, congrats on your success in the contest...Raul

Carol Sunshine Brown

September 28, 2009 at 3:42 AM

Congratulations on your win in Deborah's contest Yoni. Love, Carol

Carrie Richards

September 27, 2009 at 8:39 AM

Congratulations Yoni!! Loved this entry!! ~ Carrie

Debbie Guzzi

September 26, 2009 at 6:14 PM

My my goodness..someone won a contest? Who could that talented person be? OH!!! it Yoni! Loved it & You..Light & Love

Farah Chamma

September 23, 2009 at 10:35 PM

Hahaha! I love this one...Read it out loud... Always, Farah

Carrie Richards

September 23, 2009 at 6:05 PM

Love the title....and clever writing! ~ Carrie

Sara Kendrick

September 21, 2009 at 9:39 AM

Interesting dialect here. Keep writing. Sara

Sue Mason

September 19, 2009 at 10:28 AM

LOL wonderful, Yoni ... a winner for sure !! Just to have figured out the spelling should get you awawd ... smile ...

September 18, 2009 at 12:44 PM

PS--Loved your response "God is" to my blog question. Keep the faith!!! Karen

September 18, 2009 at 12:20 PM

Got a chuckle out of this one and your comment on my poem. You certainly are a day brightener. Interesting use of language. Good luck in the contest. Have a wonderful weekend. Karen

Donna Golden

September 18, 2009 at 11:54 AM

Good one! Yoni, you've nailed the Bostonian dialect! You should place well in Deborah's contest! Hugs, Donna

Carolyn Devonshire

September 16, 2009 at 7:08 PM

Rrrr - You certainly captured the Boston dialect quite well, Yoni! And the title is awesome. As far as the contest goes, this is a great entry and I hope you take first place. I was laughing out loud! Love, Carolyn