That's Just the Way It Is

I have no master, I am free I do whatever pleases me. You do whatever you must do, But you don't own me, I own you Just listen here and understand, You'll never have the upper hand, To emphasize my point of view You do not own me -- I own you. I might decide to hide or slink Or jump up on the sink to drink. I'll shred the toilet paper, too 'Cause you don't own me, I own you. At times I might be in the mood To rub your leg or eat some food. I might give in a time or two But just remember, I own you.