Teeth Take To the Streets

My teeth walked down the stairs today
Molar stepped on aluminum and I yelled “hey!”

They were rioting to protest the new floss.
I rolled my eyes; after all, I am the boss!

My mouth tried to speak but nothing came out
Not whisper, a gurgle, a cough or a shout.

My teeth snickered; a sassy incisor cheered.
They were gaining momentum as I had feared!

My tongue gave me a wagging; I heard not a word.
Those damn teeth had made my face feel absurd.

My teeth began dancing, in the night, in the street.
To a crazy, happy, sensual reggae beat.

How to get them back? What would I have to do?
I promised them the moon, and new floss too….
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Kiser Avatar
August 13, 2020 at 6:35 PM
Teeth rebelling and running away from home because of floss? What the orgi&*krick#iyya brand of floss do you use? By the way, there's a hilarious visual to this write.
Krutsinger Avatar
August 14, 2020 at 3:25 AM
Thank you so much ML
Wolf Avatar
August 12, 2020 at 6:45 PM
Ha, ha! Ingenious. I had visions of Walt Disney's 'Fantasia,' and all those buckets of water overwhelming poor Mickey Mouse. Definitely a write to chew on... :) gw
Krutsinger Avatar
August 14, 2020 at 3:25 AM
That first line popped into my head and bit me on the cheek.
Cheney Avatar
August 12, 2020 at 1:24 PM
This one does not bite. Very clever and funny.
Krutsinger Avatar
August 12, 2020 at 6:17 PM
Thank you Kenneth.
Koplin Avatar
August 12, 2020 at 6:01 AM
I love it, thanks for making me smile.
Krutsinger Avatar
August 12, 2020 at 6:18 PM
So glad you did!
Rodrigues Avatar
August 12, 2020 at 4:45 AM
Really cute! A fave for me. So whimsical!
Krutsinger Avatar
August 12, 2020 at 6:18 PM
Thanks Kim.
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