Technology Laughter
Here is something to brighten up your day.
Our technology is great, like twitter and what people say.
When celebrities tweet and prove they are a little slow in the head.
“Why do people take pics of me when I pose?” Paris Hilton said.
With that statement she proved to us all,
that she is as bright as a plastic hollow doll.
Sorry, I didn't mean to insult plastic dolls everywhere,
but if they could talk they would agree with what I share.
A famous pro athlete once tweeted, “my head coach needs to be retired.”
His coach followed his account, and the next day, that athlete was fired.
It was hilarious when Lindsay Lohan tweeted, “I need some coke.”
She thought she was personally texting someone, she said it was just a joke.
The judge didn't see it that way,
so he asked to see her in court the next day.
Technology is so wonderful, we get to sends pics of whatever.
But some of us should think to send these pics, the day after never.
Most of them need to send things that are a little cleaner.
Its self-explanatory, a little hint, like governor Weiner.
I hope these rhymes brightened up your week.
But more laughs are sure to come, in this technology peak.
****for Natalie Fllikkema's contest***
Copyright © Chris Matt | Year Posted 2011
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