Surprise Me Please Food

Firefly gravy and fluffy white mashed potatoes if you please. I will have that next to cherry pie and greasy soup that heaves. I like my food to surprise me in the middle of mid taste. If it starts out sweet and ends up sour, I have won the race. I have to add a green vegetable? What about a broccoli? With a bit of cheddar cheese, drop it on my favorite knee. I like my food to walk toward me and wiggle, dance or neigh. It makes me feel powerful at the end of a tiring day.