Old Timer Rhymer Poet Rhyme

Substack deserves some flak for being cack

Another hack on a meander who's a bystander without clues...got the blues taken aback by the lack of views... 

From the newbies pews does confuse is it just a ruse where the queues choose news from a familiar/similar muse & wannabes lose.. 

Upping me dander as don't even pander in these topsy turvy nervy times just eschews my poetic propaganda.. 

Substack poo poos my boo hoos as if they amuse…skews or slews my wordsmiths riffs & boozy stews.. 

So people only peruse what the flash & brash spews…grand stables of fables from brand labels & cash cows with the biggest moos..    

Shucking each canny hook in every nook & cranny I'm plucking & won't have a f**king gander..

For three months words I did spin & not a peep……did I sin…so how do you begin to fit in.. become part of the kin...not in the bin make a din? 

Yep your violin does weep for my chagrin...chin chin.. 

Had enough absolutely no one has had a butchers at my stuff I buff.. 

Such a pity it’s pretty witty or tough titty could well be that each ditty is duff 

Off the cuff fluff & sh**ty guff folks would anyway rebuff.. 

But I can’t be the only tw*t that doffs his hat & never scoffs at this cool cat pastime 

The chime of old school rhyme in its prime…..simply sublime..

Is it an out of whack algorithmic gimmick almanack or just ain’t got the knack 

Need to change tack to be part of the rat pack….or back to muck rack?

To be blunt.. Substack is an affront.. as new scribblers does shunt..

Will bunt & stunt any runt having a punt bears the brunt & only hunt for another celebrity c**t for its shopfront..    


Alright hearing the choice inner voice sneering… that's art...don’t whine just suck it up sunshine…


So Substack has actually dampened my ardour for spinning the spectacular vernacular.. 

Inspiring crossing the rubicon bossing our lexicon larder…firing the lingo bingo armada…

Should try harder maybe join RADA or just be baffled by the raffle that readers have snaffled….

Only positive I can glean is that I have found a couple more sagacious & loquacious scribes I hadn’t seen before….

Bliss no has been an abyss of remiss with a big bunch of sour grapes at the annoyed schadenfreude hospice for novice writers……

Which is why my orifice does hiss at this edifice of gaslighters & blighters... 

It’s a farce put at the back of the class unless you’ve got a VIP pass..

My bad…I had a crack but Substack is cack wouldn't give me any slack & it can kiss my ar*e!

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