Strumpa Strumpa Crumpetta Crumpetta

Cackles were heard from down under on a hill far away fifty little saucy spiders scurry helter skelter out to play A hefty witch stirs her cauldron next to her Bagoon snake eyes spoon an evil mush as feet dance around the room Strumpa strumpa crumpetta crumpetta, stomps and rhythms yes they're dead The stars in heaven grow fangs and the moon wears a skirt of thorns chainsaw demons flee the sky with decapitated scorn Oh my oh my Halloween frights are here, although the night is young old smelly garlic garlands have been strung, Strumpa strumpa crumpetta crumpetta, stomps and rhythms yes they're dead She's here to petrify, terrify, horrify and glorify her trade when they get here they will drink purple blue Kool-aid Oh Gee Oh Gosh she has lost her pompadour galosh perhaps its hiding in the pumpkin squash Strumpa strumpa crumpetta crumpetta, stomps and rhythms yes they're dead.