Stressed

Stressed? Another story hot off the press Should you want to lower stress Johns Hopskins research found a link That somehow soon may raise a stink Hydrogen Sulfide found in flatus Appears to have a healthful status A blood enzyme it will produce Blood pressure then it will reduce If you’re upset – blood pressure rising Here’s a hint that’s quite surprising Eat some beans, build up that gas Your high blood pressure soon will pass Then just relax, lift up a cheek Let that hydrogen sulfide speak And then if someone should complain It’s for your health you’ll just explain Picture now a stressful meeting Beans and lettuce they’ll be eating And when the stressful meeting’s done Excuse yourself and quickly run For if you find yourself inside You’ll get a whiff of H. Sulfide But you’ll know stress has been relieved If Johns Hopskins research you believed 6/4/12