Strange Birds



Are we sure the birds aren't watching us reporting to a sultan bird who writes things down have suspected for years these mysterious flying creatures that keep to themselves and make believe they don't know english just ask them the theory of relativity and they flutter around and poop on people there must be another reason why they exist perhaps to wake us up with a pretty melody screw that, they're just damn annoying not that I'm concerned lived an absolutely impeccable existence one that's written about in manuals although once I assisted a crow to cover up a sadistic pecking incidence where he attacked a little old lady out alone what joy!!! please keep this to yourselves...

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Date: 5/9/2018 6:40:00 AM
Never underestimate bird brains! ;)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 5/9/2018 6:53:00 AM
LOL love it... we speak the same language!!! Lovsies, Happy Jackles XOX
Date: 5/9/2018 5:49:00 AM
mmm you havent heard have you , the CIA have developed feathered drones so when you are at the keyboard make sure your covered up. haha
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Jack Ellison
Date: 5/9/2018 6:56:00 AM
Are you serious??? That's the buzzing I've been hearing lately... thought it was my hearing aid gone wonky!!!
Date: 5/9/2018 5:47:00 AM
A very dark write for you Jack but beware these strange birds are lurking even under cover of the knight:-) Am still struggling with my broken finger - 5 weeks ans counting till the strapping comes off:-) hugs jan xx
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Jack Ellison
Date: 5/9/2018 6:59:00 AM
Sorry for you... I'd be severely restricted if it was me, especially if it was my middle finger (grin)!!! Lovsies, Brother Jack XOX
Date: 5/9/2018 5:43:00 AM
In the movie 'Lord of the Rings' the Ravens were the spies and always watching - since then I have a healthy suspicion of them. G'Day Jack...Maria xox
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Jack Ellison
Date: 5/9/2018 7:02:00 AM
G'Day, sweet Maria!!! Beware of those birdies eh! They have no respect for us guys... poop anywhere! XOXOX