Stop Eating Out of the Trash!!

(I wrote this fictional poem to try to persuade kids not to eat out of the trash.) What you're doing is embarrassing and unsanitary and it's something I can't allow. You'd better stop eating out of the trash young man and I mean now. Last week you ate out of your friend's trash and now he's not your friend anymore. If I catch you eating out of the trash again, your butt will be pretty sore. What you're doing can make you very sick and it's disgusting and crude. You'll be in big trouble if you continue eating that nasty food.