Split the Apple

Split the apple, change the chip Move the wire, solder it Add a little something new One more thing your phone can do Trace the circuit, careful cut Close the case, snap it shut Power up, locate the app Tap the icon: 'Take No Crap' Stood away from rush hour crowd Isolated talking loud HTC in jacket pocket Apple out for scum to clock it Moped rider eyes his prize Dollar signs in place of eyes Mounts the pavement moving fast Grabs the phone while speeding past Owner seems too shocked to grapple Rider gets a brand new apple Man retrieves his HTC Selects the contact: TNC Watches vermin race away Got a shock for him today Thus, when clear from one and all Single thumb press makes the call Rider answers with a grin Places phone beside his chin One handed, speeds the dotted line Get lost, Pal, this phone is mine Then a small explosive rumble Moped rider takes a tumble Doesn't stir and doesn't stand Got no head and got no hand Split the apple, change the chip Move the wire, solder it Add a little something new One more thing your phone can do Trace the circuit, careful cut Close the case, snap it shut Power up, locate the app Tap the icon: 'Take No Crap'