Speak No Evil

I once was apprentice to heaven’s top man
His blackboard showed humans were still just a plan
He’d outlined this thing he was calling a tongue 
And sketched all the teeth it would nestle among

Although I was scared it could cost me my job
I told him you can’t put that thing in their gob
‘Why not?’ said the Lord as he put down his chalk
So I said, ‘It’s obvious… people will talk.’
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Proxenos Avatar
June 15, 2022 at 9:16 AM
Great humor and it always works so well with me, always have a good giggle. Thanks for sharing, Hugs, blessings, Jennifer.
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June 15, 2022 at 12:18 PM
Thanks, Jennifer. Glad you enjoyed. Terry
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June 8, 2022 at 4:02 AM
Funny Terry…glad you’re back….miss your humour! Debx
Flood Avatar
June 8, 2022 at 12:09 PM
Thanks, Deb. Gradually finding the murk clearing and managing a few jottings. Glad you enjoyed this. Terry
Goldsmith Avatar
June 6, 2022 at 12:46 PM
A good one. Some would be better with no tongue. I wish you would write more. Have a blessed day............
Flood Avatar
June 6, 2022 at 5:18 PM
Thanks, Paula. Been a little sidetracked lately, hopefully my muse is fighting back. Glad you enjoyed this. Terry
Vangaveti Avatar
June 6, 2022 at 10:14 AM
I'm now imagining what would have happened if he has listened to you! No tongue and how? Lol. Good one. A different poem I read!
Flood Avatar
June 6, 2022 at 10:55 AM
Thanks Swetha. Glad you enjoyed. Terry
Cunningham Avatar
June 6, 2022 at 10:10 AM
Lol, good one Terry, dare I say it the ladies got a bigger tongue, im outta here.
Flood Avatar
June 6, 2022 at 10:57 AM
You’re a braver man than I, Tom. I couldn’t possibly concur (not publicly you understand) ;-) Terry
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June 6, 2022 at 9:09 AM
Oh my, Terry, this is absolutely hilarious and the ending is just perfect. I must say I did not anticipate that!
Flood Avatar
June 6, 2022 at 11:06 AM
Glad you enjoyed this, Milt. One of those poems that could have gone any which way… but I had my mind set on ‘people will talk’ … ta da!
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