Sorry This Question Does Not Compute

Let's see... how do I feel today Pretty much the same as yesterday except one day older Guess that's the least anyone can expect Wonder if an enormous amount of money just plopped in my lap Would that make any kind of a significant difference Sure would like to give that a shot Perhaps I'll buy a ticket for the next ten million dollar lotto To know how it feels when they call up and say “You are our grand prize winner! After the government grabs it's share We will be sending you a cheque for $136.50! As part of the rules of the contest You'll be required to make a televised statement Excitably explaining how this win has changed your life!” WOWSERS! I'm overwhelmed Been wearing these same old holey beat up jeans For nigh onto ten years now You won't believe how much this means to me... Don't know how I'll ever begin to thank you! I apologize if this sounds a bit cynical But where did the other $9,999,863.50 go This reply came back... “Sorry, this question does not compute!” (I'm exaggerating a wee bit, of course!) © Jack Ellison 2014

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Date: 11/7/2014 1:14:00 PM
Hey! We DID hit the jack pot. Joey got a Government Grant for $9000 to cover some of his school costs. We're better off, because we won't have to keep giving him money so he can eat, ect... He also has a new hospital job that will make him earnings over the summer. He has one more year to go. It will seem like WE won the jack pot. Now I'll be able to start saving the more than $9000 dollars I'll need for my pacemaker replacement... after ObamaCare destroyed our family's health insurance! The Govt giveth and taketh away!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/7/2014 5:18:00 PM
Really happy for youse guys!!! YEEHAW!!!! XXX
Date: 11/7/2014 10:10:00 AM
Never hv been so keen to hv money Jack! Enough shud be enough, but less shud certainly ceave for more, love ur write much!
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Date: 11/7/2014 10:33:00 AM
I think most people fantasize about what it would be like to have more money than they know what to do with it! But the odds of winning are ridiculous! I never buy a ticket! Huggs XXX
Date: 11/7/2014 6:48:00 AM
We all wish to win the big one Jack. A fun poem ,will have everyone wondering what they would do. Here there is no tax on winnings , so you get it all. Hugs Anne
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Date: 11/7/2014 6:54:00 AM
"Here there is no tax on winnings" Starting the process of becoming a Yankee as we speak! LOL Thanks Annie and have a grand prize weekend!!! Loving hugs... Jack XOXOX
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